Dear Kids,

Shop lifting is wrong. There is absolutely no reason to take things that don't belong to you. That being said, when your poor, young and everything feels like it cost more money than you'll ever have, I made the mistake of shop lifting. Nothing major, I wasn't committing major crimes, but I did some things in my youth I'm not proud of. Your mother and I love you all more than anything! Remember to start everyday by saying, "I'm gonna have a great day"!