Some equations from your favorite DWTS mathematicians:

Katy + Jonathan = True Love

Steve Gutenberg + Genuine Charm = America’s newest Sweetheart

Kristi + Dancing = 9s = World domination

Mario + A Beach - A Shirt = Yes

DWTS6 - Adam Carrolla = A better, happier JMP (but like the limit, this doesn't exist)

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin