This week on the podcast, we’ve got hose in different area codes! Join us for the vampire femdom extravaganza that is The Vampire Queen’s Servant, by Joey W. Hill. A jacked AF knightly Irishman meets a half-Japanese, half-fae vampire who invites him into her fairy portal (not a euphemism). Note to self: when choosing a manservant, make sure he has been in the circus, gets along with your dog, and can do manicures AND oral. Along the way, we learn things about ballet, hilarious lightning accidents, and perhaps… even… ourselves. Also, Tuxedo Mask is here! #renfairecircuit #sexycircusmanabs #getyourshittogetherlouis #throwingarose #nails #menintights #freakyvampiresex #ihighlightedthisforyou #deliniation #buttholetraipsing #sleazy80svillain

Content warnings: femdom, sounding, bdsm, vampire-appropriate blood and gore