A partial quote from one of my favorite movies....Krusti Kristi the Kum Kovered Klown that Nobbs Kocks and should Just her kut her kneck with a Knife.... Well she used to blow random guys for expired pizza coupons. Rumor has it that Krusti made a poor business marketing campaign and invested in Kumpons which, for an extra quarter, twenty five cents or pesos, you can ejaculate anywhere you choose so long as the Kumpon has not expired. However, the dumb bitch never put an experation date so you can find me, Jay Kambestad, at Broadway Pier passing out one dollar bills, a Kumpon, and the extra quarter to anyone that shows up. I feel bad that I have adversely affected her appalling and embarrasing new career so I am trying to make up for it and send her some new customers. Apparently, she does accept Top Ramen and Cup O Noodles aa payment however it's only 50 cents to the dollar. So three Cup O Noodles will seal the deal....or 6 Top Ramen packets. She prefers the original flavor than just adds semen flakes from her hair and face as she is sodium conscious. Hope this helps a bit. If it doesn't, well I hope you decide to kill yourself. Like soon. I want to watch Family Matters reruns later this evening.....that Stephan Urkle is one cool dude. Oh and go fuck yourself or are you tired of being fucked? I would be happy to fuck you all day long...not like when we were married and I would lick your pussy and ass than fuck you till you couldn't walk right....but like fuck you in the way you tried to fuck me...or, destroy my life to the point where suicide seems like a wonderful ending to such a pitiful and disgraceful existence. I heard a very startling yet not all that surprising story regarding Krusti and what she did to her hotter, smarter, funnier, younger, sexier, all around better sister Jess.....that one is for you. Hope the shame Krusti feels forever will help what she so wrongly did to you. Yeah, I would have totally...well you know....since Krusti was cheating on me the whole time. I am always up for a good time...be well. Miss you and your mom and dad. They felt like my family as well for many years.