I'm back! It's Monica Niki Garcia, aka Reality Von Tease, and this time, I'm bringing my bestie Andy Truong along! Andy has been with me behind the scenes throughout my entire journey on RHOSLC, so he's got all the juicy stories. In this episode, we want you guys to get to know us, so we'll start by sharing how we met! I'll spill some Housewives tea I've never shared before, like how I was supposed to be on Season 3 until the government intervened. We'll dive into the infamous black eye scene and share our true thoughts on what happened, including how we noticed her eye darkening before the little fight took place. We'll share all the drama that went down at the reunion, from glam being told off by Andy Cohen to how I had to be in a separate building because the women refused to be near me. You'll hear how Andy knows absolutely nothing about the Bravo world and our thoughts on the infamous Reality Von Tease Instagram account, including what we believe the women did or didn't know about it and how the account had nothing to do with them! We'll catch up on the insane New Jersey drama and how Salt Lake doesn't even compare. Imagine the uproar if one of the snowflakes had a glass thrown at them! And we know you've all been waiting for the infamous burn book—you're only gonna get it here, so stay tuned!