While Robyn's Birthday Backslide cocktail devolves from fine amari to glugs of NyQuil, we spot Martin Machado fleeing a crashed ship. We lift him up to the safety of Altitide (not without a second crash of the gondola variety, alas) to learn more about his escapades as an artist/merchant mariner/commercial fisherman. Our conversation swings from making art at sea, canvas edges, and cold-calling to slide anniversaries, stolen spheres, bungled acronyms, and much, much more! It's KunstCapades episode 71!