Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

By Melaina BlancFictionDrama
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Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy episodes

  • Spooky Sbooky Giveaway #1 (Oct. 2023): Win Free Books

    This October, enter for a chance to win a free spooky sbooky supernatural/horror/vampire fiction prize bundle:

    https://melainablanc.com/2023/09/29/spooky-sbooky-giveaway-oct-2023-win-free-books/

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    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted.

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

    3 min
  • How to Season a Podcast

    Join me for the season wrap-up. The road thus far, the road ahead, the road less traveled by...

    Also, not to "giveaway" too much, but some announcements inside.

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    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted.

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

    3 min
  • Chapter 7: Knight's Cuffs (4th quarter)

    Left in the dark again, and no way out. As he faces down another vampire battle, it's time for Jared to pun for his life...

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material:

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    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303457905-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-knight%27s


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted.

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

    16 min
  • Chapter 7: Knight's Cuffs (3rd quarter)

    With daylight running out, Jared must convince the woman from last night that her life is in danger before there's another vampire murder...

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material:

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    Hello. I'd love to hear from you.

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc

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    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303458062-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-knight%27s


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted.

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

    22 min
  • Chapter 7: Night Scuffs (2nd quarter)

    Jared heads to Manhattan for some suspenseful stalking of the sexy lady being stalked by the vampire... 

    Also, horror in the dark, anxiety, and DIY home repair. 

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material:

    https://melainablanc.com/


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you.

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/

    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303457853-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-night


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster.

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted.

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

    12 min
  • Chapter 7: Night Scuffs (1st quarter)

    Jared tries to not get murdered long enough to put his tenuous vampire slaying plan into action... 

    Also, it's someone else's turn to do some stalking. 

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

    https://melainablanc.com/ 


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303457759-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-night/


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

    13 min
  • Chapter 6: Wooden Stairs (4th quarter)

    Lights out in the allegedly haunted hospital, and Jared had better put his plan into motion before the vampire puts his lights out, too... 

    Also, some cutting puns and a wild ride. 

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

    https://melainablanc.com/ 


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1292719419-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-6-wooden


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

    © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

    11 min
  • B Musing Interlude

    Dust off your cassette player for another year-end interlude... 

    We take a break from audio drama for the humorous adventure that is having a muse, plus a bemusing commentary on quaint names for birds. Working title: "Corvid 19." 

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    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

    https://melainablanc.com/ 


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303458101-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-b-musing-interlude


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

    © 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

    3 min
  • Chapter 6: Wooden Stairs (3rd quarter)

    Drama at the beach, then Jared returns to a crumbling hospital to settle things with the vampire once and for all...

    Also, how many vampire hunters it takes to screw in a light bulb.

    ✶✞ 

    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

    https://melainablanc.com/  


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

    Leave a comment:  https://www.wattpad.com/1292718990-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-6-wooden


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

    © 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

    20 min
  • Chapter 6: Wooden Stares (2nd quarter)

    Time to meet the gang at the beach, and hopefully no one is stalking them...

    Also, crude jokes, a surprise reveal, and what your mom did last night.

    ✶✞ 

    Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

    https://melainablanc.com/ 


    Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

    Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

    https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

    https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

    Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1292718848-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-6-wooden


    Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

    Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

    © 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

    14 min

About Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

From the publisher's feed

Jared Stern is going to die. That is, unless he can slay a vampire before falling to his fangs…