In this hilariously unhinged episode, Laura sweats through 95-degree heat, falls in love with a salad stuffed in bread (shoutout Bread Zeppelin), and Veronica breaks down the chaos of Coldplay-gate — from kiss cam cheating scandals and CEO resignations to teenage kids going viral for exposing their dad. We talk raw beef TikTokers (why is Middle America eating uncooked ground beef?!), Gen Alpha's shocking indifference to farts (justice for fart humor!), and the internet’s meltdown over Miss Texas’ neck not matching her face — despite the historic mother-daughter win. Plus, we get into the cancellation of Colbert’s Late Show, question whether TV is dead, and crown Tarte concealer as the real MVP. It’s messy, it’s funny, and yes, we’re still fighting to Keep Farts Alive.