This week we schmak the tire-gate of the Fontana race, the infection-gate of the Hamlin eyeball (including some of the popular Trackschmak Theatre), the camber-gate from Fox Broadcasting's "Department of Misinformation" (i.e. Waltrip), the Drive for Diversity program, Coach's absolutely terrible fantasy roster, and more...!

Picks for next week at Martinsville:

Coach: Brad Keselowski

Rob: Jamie McMurray

NOTE: we made an agreement to not pick Jimmie Johnson or Jeff Gordon because those two essentially own the racing at Martinsville, and we thought it'd be more fun to pick someone who fits the criteria of being not-Jimmie and not-Jeff.