Following up on last week's complaints about Moxie, the robot that socializes your kid, we now rant about Keepa, the "social distance trainer" that teaches kids to stay six feet away from others [https://www.seeedstudio.com/blog/2020/11/12/enter-to-win-a-free-keepa-social-distancing-wristband-for-children-super-fun-way-to-teach-6-foot-social-distancing-to-kids/]. Not everything needs a high-tech solution; can we please just stick with tape on the floor and propeller hats?