Rob starts us off with a couple stories of how he almost died twice this week, and we learn that Michael really hates useless sayings.

Amanda and Rob break Michael's brain when they give him a pop quiz of popular slang terms and acronyms.  Michael goes on several old-man-rants about how the younger generations have destroyed the meanings of words.  And, after his brain recovers, Michael misuses all of the new terms he just learned in a chaotic attempt to form one, coherent sentence.

Stick around until the end of the podcast when Michael creates his own acronym.  Find out what #INFTMAAFOEIYYAAFOFITBS stands for.

Finally, Michael uses mosquitoes as an analogy to describe a successful relationship.  And then they start talking about food.