This week we’re unpacking our weekends (yes, keepsakes were involved, yes, feelings were felt) before diving headfirst into house hunting hell. Then it’s reality TV — where the rich stay richer and the rest of us are just over here Googling “what can I afford?” We also detour into the messy world of parenting and surrogacy discourse, break down The Summer I Turned Pretty like it’s our personal business, and, of course, gossip about celebrities like they’re in our group chat.