There’s a pretty good reason why you’re always waking up to noisy construction. Someone put phony ads up in a subway car this morning outlining why the province should not have control over the TTC. A Newmarket-based company invented an umbrella that could save your life, and an American magazine published an article loosely based on Kelly Rowland’s brief time in Toronto. Plus, you’ve got options at Kobe Teppanyaki & BBQ in Markham.