This week Jessica Svendsgaard (@fatcuckbaby) joins me on the #podcast. Kendall Jenner went topless for acne. The Cats trailer gave me nightmares. Versace honored Jennifer Lopez with a sneaker. Katy Perry took the stand. Justin Bieber asked Trump to “let those kids out of cages”. Iggy Azalea is beefing with a pig. Ireland Baldwin’s father and uncle are gross. Mariah Carey doesn’t know Faceapp. Pete Davidson wants to fk his mom. Sarah Hyland is an “engaged dips--t”. Aubrey O’Day wants Obama’s sperm.