Disclaimer: we barely talk about the show this week. For real, it's like 25 minutes of off-topic insanity, with 5 minutes of Bachelorette talk sprinkled in.

Disclaimer #2: Chris is an idiot and had his mic turned way too much up the whole time, so sorry if his mic sounds a little hot.

Disclaimer #3: Shockingly, the TidyCats people have not furiously contacted us... yet.