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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ah, back to the mythical majestic  Dreamlands. Okay, maybe not anymore. The place has really gone to hell  since the group was there last, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with  them though...Skin Chicken gives the group a lift on his Paraskeet or  Derpbird back to the base that the survivors are hiding in. There’s a  slim chance the group will be able to rescue Kuranes from Nyarlethotep.  Stealth is not exactly their strong suit. If they manage to complete  their mission without any hiccups, then they still have one last mission  to resolve for Nadir. Is anyone else in the Dreamlands real? What is  the fate of Skin Chicken? Who or what seems to be causing the mysterious  destruction outside of New York? What is with Tedward’s newfound  obsession with cumming in people’s sleeping eyes? Tune in and find  out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!




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