What happened to that stinky kid from the fourth grade?

You know Timmy, Eric or whatever, the one that had black Lee Pipes and a trench coat.

Chances are he is still in the trailer park unless he did something wild like for the Kentucky Vampire Alliance and kill some folks because LeStat got him horny for a coven orgy.

Come along as the Death Metal Bois take a look into what we have found to be the most hilarious sub culture of all time: VAMPIRES!