What's the doofiest most helpless thing you can think of besides Minions? Yes, Kerbals. Ok, now what's the most badass, hardcore, kick you in the booboo thing you can think of besides Pantera? Yes, the Doomslayer. How about we throw 'em together and see what happens?

Oh yeah and come to our live show on Friday. Details all over our Facebook page.

I'll battle there for youuuuuu, if you cast for me tooooooo.

Warning: THEY'RE ALWAYS LISTENING.

<3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a poorly cast heap of British monster. <3 <3 <3

PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Huzzah!