Excuse me, I’m so sorry, but when I said “ketchup please”, I didn’t mean “please give me ketchup”, I meant it like “ugh ketchup sheesh”. You know, like sarcastically? Now take this ketchup’d burger away. At once!

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- Politics are a well understood science
- Canoodling Check In
- Eating Humans (for survival or lunch)
- Shotgun Baby, Shoesono, and friends
- a restaurant you can order bread at
- Ketchup? Get the manager.
- My Shrek Painting is EVERYWHERE
- "Outro" a new hot single