With a new bankroll and tons of optimism, E. Spencer Kyte rolls out his betting selections for UFC 288 on Saturday, including a main card stack, a money line parlay, and the weekly Punch Drunk Predictions parlays.

2023 Recap (1:13)Responsible Gambling (2:10)Aljamain Sterling (5:00)Belal Muhammad (7:45)Jessica Andrade (9:15)Drew Dober (13:50)Marina Rodriguez (16:20)Joseph Holmes (17:30)Money Line Parlay (19:50)PDP Parlays (21:16)

Please remember: always bet responsibly — don’t spend anything you can’t afford to lose, don’t take any of this too seriously, and if you think you’ve got a problem, please reach out for help, either to friends or the gambling awareness network in your area:

Canada: https://www.responsiblegambling.org/for-the-public/problem-gambling-help/help-for-canadians/

United States: https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/help-by-state/

Ireland: https://www.problemgambling.ie

United Kingdom: https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/addiction-support/gambling-addiction/

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