Written and Produced by Just Press Playhouse Music by Just Press Playhouse Vinny: Orlando Segarra Little Kid: Lindsey Kelly Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758 TRANSCRIPT (Upbeat party music. It's not a wild party and it's not boring it's just eh... A Little Kid walks up to Vinny who is pumping up a balloon. ) VINNY Hi there! Want a balloon sword? LITTLE KID: (obnoxious) You're slow. VINNY Uhh, what? LITTLE KID: I bet I can make one faster than you. VINNY Hey! I can be fast if I— LITTLE KID: Let's race! VINNY I'm not gonna race you, kid. LITTLE KID: Race me so I can stab you with my sword! VINNY You're on! Get ready to taste latex, son! LITTLE KID: (serious) Shut up and pump. (They each grab a balloon and pump. A hush falls over the party.) LITTLE KID: Hurry up, old man! VINNY I'm not old, I'm twenty two! (Squeaks of balloons being twisted. ) LITTLE KID: I win! (Grunts as he thrusts his sword at Vinny. Balloon pops.) VINNY AAAHHHHH!