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A scorching take on how we've normalized the unthinkable - training children to survive bullets instead of fixing the problem. From tactical drills replacing fire drills to politicians deeper in gun lobby pockets than lint in their underwear.

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Why all this heat? Because nothing says "America" like bulletproof backpacks in princess pink! We've normalized child-sized body armor while treating gun reform like it's veganism—something only coastal elites want. This rant peels back our collective delusion faster than a band-aid on a hairy arm. If this makes you uncomfortable, congratulations on having a pulse—unlike our legislation.