If you thought that this would be a sweet 16, you've got another thing coming. Wizards intent upon your destruction, incomprehensible dance tunes, and fire everywhere. The end is nigh.

Alex throws down, but not who you might expect.

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Track Talk:

• Circus - Britney Spears
• Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
• The Climb - Miley Cyrus
• Hoedown Throwdown - Miley Cyrus
• You Found Me - The Fray
• I Hate This Part - Pussycat Dolls
• If Today Was Your Last Day - Nickelback
• Live Your Life - T.I. feat. Rihanna
• Second Chance - Shinedown
• Goodbye - Some one-hit wonder
• LOL - Sinai Rose