This one really made me giggle.  My husband is our group's "Forever DM" and the poor guy comes up with all sorts of characters he'll never get to actually play.  Sometimes those characters make appearances as NPCs in our campaign, sometimes they get lost in the Never Never of my husband's brain.  But a Kender Rogue is one of the character ideas I hope we don't have to experience as an NPC and this is exactly why! XD