The sick boys are in the house to discuss the true crimes of fake cereal characters and the overall value of breakfast. In a shocking turn of events Mark has a healthy morning routine and David DOESN'T eat. Mark educates strangers on erectile dysfunction and nobody has any thoughts on Net Neutrality. David almost proclaims the demise of a Korean dictator and gets quizzed on synonyms for despot, which is a word he definitely doesn't know. Joey introduces us to Ronny the Treasurer and nobody likes it. Andrew's brain breaks in a whimsical way and the truth about dicks and technology is revealed.