If you are reading this message, I have been assassinated by my many enemies in the quiz community.

Your categories this week are:

1. General Knowledge
2. Assassinations
3. Horned Animals
4. Weights & Measures
5. Connections

If you've got a tip-off about any planned assassination attempts, please email [email protected], or follow the show on Facebook or Instagram.

Music by Benny Davis and www.purple-planet.com

King Triviling is recorded on Cadigal country