The boys discuss the MMA flop Kingdom. The boys compare and contrast the black excellence of Jon Jones to the white mediocrity of Matt Hughes and wonder why he got hit by a train. Jack comes out as a foot fetish guy. The boys shout out Matt Beltran and congratulate his parents on 49 years of marriage. They sweat it out in a steamy sauna role play and condemn Nick Jonas's corporatization of queerness.