Blonde Tom Cruise squares up against a slightly more in-shape than usual Kevin Spacey.

KLASHERS

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE

Let's just say we all wrote something honest in this one.

Piping HOT new episode with piping HOT takes!

Coming at ya with another episode of ORIGINAL RECIPE

“Pain was a fascinating horror” - Aldous Huxley

Original Recipe is back for the New Year, but believe you me these were all recorded in 2025. Time's a funny thing like that, eh?

The episode image is us waking up in mid January and remembering we still need to record this.

Kyle - A Charlie Brown Christmas

Brenden - Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence

Ryan - Brazil

Alex - Home Alone 2: Pig in the City

Oh BOY everybody! Us here at Kino Klash HQ got walloped by an incredibly busy holiday season.

Brenden - Micheal Jackson's Halloween

Kyle - Arthur: Malediction

Ryan - Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Alex - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN

Happy Belated Halloween!

"In every change, in every falling leaf there is some pain, some beauty. And that's the way new leaves grow." - Amit Ray

So, to my understanding, Alex makes the argument this episode that having CheatGPT decide his ranking is ultimately "a wash" because having good movies at the bottom of his list harms him in the long run.

Let me explain how this is just another CLASSIC Alex falsehood - If good movies are at the bottom of your list, then they will be paired up against equally heavy hitters from other people's top 5. This makes it EXTREMELY difficult for say, I don't know, my number 4 pick Belle to EVEN COMPETE against the juggernaut that is JURASSIC FREAKING PARK.

Now you might think, "doesn't this mean the worse movies at the top of his list are also disadvantaged?" but that is another Alex falsehood. See, while everyone else's 13 seed might be going up against a strong contender for the title, Alex's bottom bracket picks are placed much closer to their metaphorical weight class.

Finally, as if the insult of using CheatGPT to rank your own list favorite art was not enough, we are once again reminded of the machine's vapid stupidity in that it placed Star Wars VII ABOVE Jurassic Park. This opinion being held by literally zero people with functioning, fully developed brains.

With all this being said, I think it's time that we finally challenge KinoKlash Senator Alex in his upcoming primary. His refusal to meet this most important of moments will be a stain on all future generations of Klashers.