HO HO HORSE! The Merry Mares take a magical yuletide adventure into right-wing evangelical ideology, straight from the mind of their new pal, former child star turned megachurch pastor and all-around regular guy, Kirk Cameron! Is this a movie? Haha :--) Fascism degree factory Liberty University Film Department's best and brightest bring us Kirk's carbound lecture to his brother-in-law, a ticking time bomb named Christian. The holy purpose of being an obedient consumer! Knowingly re-appropriating Pagan imagery and holidays to mean whatever you can bend your lil mind to! Santa, the ass-whooping free speech warrior for Christ! Rich butter!