Kitchen Briefs - April 9, 2026 AM

• Amid the worst attacks on Lebanon by Israel, Lebanon’s hospitals may run out of vital supplies within days
• Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine said yesterday that US Forces are ready to resume combat if diplomacy fails
• Trump is already talking about his next conquest
• The UK is rejecting the part of the ceasefire plan that charges $2M to go through the Strait since it’s an international waterway
• JD Vance has been spending time in Hungary endorsing Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban while claiming the EU was responsible for one of the worst examples of election interference.
• Automatic registration into the U.S. military draft pool for eligible men is slated to begin in December
• RFK Jr is launching a MAHA podcast called The Secretary Kennedy podcast. Why? To unveil the lies we’ve been told and confronting the spiritual malaise. He says we’re spiritually, morally and physically sick.
• A $70M Boeing 737 purchased by ICE for mass deportations shall remain in the administration for top leaders such as Melania
• Attorneys for Sean Diddy Combs are arguing his appeal today that his conviction under the Mann Act were actually actions protected under the First Amendment.