Kitchen Briefs - March 30, 2026 PM

• The UAE has announced that distance learning will continue until at least mid-April
• A reporter asked Karoline Leavitt about Trump’s threats and how they actually are war crimes
• Oil prices settled today at just over $102, the highest since 2022
• Lindsey Graham is suddenly changing his tune and telling Trump to wind down the war
• Wait times at TSA are starting to return to normal now that TSA employees are receiving their paychecks
• The Michigan synagogue attack that happened earlier this month was indeed an act of terrorism inspired by Hezbollah
• The Army is now investigating after MAGA follower Kid Rock shared a video of 2 Apache helicopters hovered over his pool saluting him
• My current reads are Kiss, Marry Kill by Lori Gold and The Many Lives of Mama Love by Lara Love Hardin