The new 5-star Sylus solo card "Kitten Included" drops May 22nd — and somehow Infold looked directly into the fanfic archives and said yes, all of it. In this episode, Nikki Tea and Mama Void spiral into full kitten-mittens hysteria while somehow also doing real analysis about the…death of the solo banner? Caleb Promise Angst! Game Economics?!. Because that's who we are.

This week we're breaking down:

• 🐱 Sylus "Kitten Included" — what's in the banner, the Meow Meowpark kitty cafe, and yes, you also become a kitten

• 💸 Solo vs. multi-banner vs. rerun vs. myth — what each banner type actually means for your wallet and your FOMO

• 📉 Cumulative wish reward changes — are we getting less? We did the math so you don't have to (sorta).

• 💔 Caleb's promise card decoded — Nikki Tea goes full game dev analyst, Mama Void builds a house of angst

• 🎨 Rafayel's promise card — the graffiti era, the chaotic energy, and the moment he said “homie”

• 🐾 Catleb predictions — when is the cat boy Caleb card dropping and are we manifesting it right now? Join us for a group manifestation exercise.

Whether you're a whale, an orca, or a broke fish trying to budget your deep space wishes — this one's for you.

Chapters:

00:00 OMG We're a Cat in Sylus: Kitten Included

11:38 Cumulative Wish Rewards and Game Mechanics

26:03 Fewer Solo Banners? A theory on the Games Economic Shift

44:42 The Infold IRL AU?

46:24 Caleb and Raf's Promise Cards - Are they Angsty?

01:00:06 Unhinged Sign-Off and Final Thoughts