Thank you for listening. Or not. Idk I don't know your life.

Links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/neckbeardstories/comments/lx6aoo/gatekeeping_neckbeard_tries_to_get_a_pity_hookup/

https://www.reddit.com/r/neckbeardstories/comments/lwji8c/roman_greco_knife_fights/