Heads up, golden girls and jive daddies! The finale of Dancing with the Stars’ sixth season is here, and Edyta is in a finale! That’s right, the lone figure on the DWTS Mt. Rushmore finally gets to do a freestyle, and she does what many a pro has done. Fortunately, she doesn’t speak the dreaded word (disco). But Chris will, and he and Katy will hash out many an argument they’ve had in finales past. They agree that the winner may be the greatest the show has seen, and they must express continued distress over Cristián’s 2008 injury. Cristián, what are you doing? Did you fall on your arm?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin