8/20/21 UPDATE: EO Media Group (the owners of the paper) say the story was prematurely posted online, and that it should be running FRONT PAGE sometime next week! Hooray!

The La Grande Observer sent a reporter to interview me on August 6 about my protest against mass incarceration, which was GREAT. The article was published on August 14 (along with a dope photo, if I do say so myself), which was also GREAT. Then, the story was inexplicably UNPUBLISHED! Which was NOT great. As of today (August 19), I've left two messages with Andrew Cutler, the editor of the paper, asking for more information about why the story was taken down, but he has not responded. So! I've taken matters into my own hands. Here is the story read aloud in its full glory, with standard Evy Wallace interjections. Enjoy! Share readily!