Do you have a thing for Hallmark Holiday movies? I mean really have a thing? Then sit back and relax as Label Queen host James Aguiar introduces the Hallmark Episodes.

Join me and comedian, writer, and producer Lauren kincheloe @squalid_gold as we dissect and destroy, roast and toast the 2025 Hallmark Christmas movie ⁠A Newport Christmas⁠  a romantic comedy-drama (????) that is part of Hallmark Channel's "Countdown to Christmas" lineup. 

Heres the plot: Ella Stewart Grafton (Ginna Claire Mason), a wealthy, charitable socialite in 1905 Newport, wishes on a Christmas comet for a different life and true love. She is magically transported to 2025, where she meets Nick (Wes Brown), a local historian who owns her schooner in the future. As they fall in love, Ella must decide whether to stay in the future, which risks erasing her legacy in the past, or return to her own time.

There is a lot to understand here from quantum physics, to string theory , time travel, compass reading, talking encyclopedias and a whole lotta Nordstram Rack! Buckle up for this time travel mess and find out if they will fall in love. Lets just say this is not the Gilded Age!

Also find out who wen would sleep with and who we would play!

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