What’s new and weird this week? Oh, honey; have Shaun, Phil, and Jill got some doozies for YOU. Jill brings a little bizarre bazaar news with word of some, uh, very SPECIAL rings made from all manner of (gulp) mommy parts, Shaun opens up the blotter to track the strange case of the disappointing corpse, and Phil finds a most unusual…and rather unsavory…collectible we’ve covered yet on the show. Kentucky Derby fans won’t want to miss (or believe) this one! And, once again, we’ve got ourselves a new game!

BUT FIRST! In a historical treat, Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre whisks us back to the medieval Inquisition to explore the very first “instruction manual” for torturers! Courtesy of a pope named Innocent, no less. Irony is so much fun!

AND! In Three for the Road, a commuter train makes a porn whoopsie, Chris Brown may or may not be a nexus of dark magic, and some bird keeps on freakin’ evolving or something , and plenty MORE where THAT came from!

If at first you don’t succeed, put those dogs up and take a break with…the WHIPAROUND!

 LINKS: 

 A Flightless, Chicken-Sized Bird Keeps Re-Evolving Into Existence Because It DGAF

 

Mum plans to turn her breast milk into jewelry so she can keep it as a memento

Doctor finds spider building a nest inside man's ear

South Western Rail investigating after worker 'broadcasts porn' to giggling passengers

 

'It just flung into my windshield': Turtle smashes into car near Lake Busbee in Conway

Man accused of ordering teens to leave community pool, firing gun at ground near them

Australia takes responsibility for typos on 46M bank notes

For Sale: Preserved Manure From a Kentucky Derby Winner

A man faked his death. His ex-wife faked his funeral. Then their son found him alive.

Woman Travels to Chris Brown’s House Believing He Put a Curse on Her Son

Company's new chicken nugget flavored ice cream proves controversial

Woman says thieves stole her U-Haul with $7K worth of beans

TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, torture, Inquisition, jewelry, milk, crime, fraud, art, Kentucky Derby, collectibles

 

 **Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**