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Thundercat NOOOOOOOOO.

In this particularly pussy-esque miniskirt (yeah, you get two miniskirts in a row - dealwithit.gif), Meri tells the tale of her ass bruise, with plenty of Garth Brooks & lesbian innuendo thrown in the mix. Is that a sentence you've ever read before? I THINK NOT. Special guest Jen gives us awesome alter ego names too (she keeps the best one for herself). Oh, and Jennie has become a hoarder.

Helpful Links:

The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks - FAKE BEARD ALERT

Garth's alter ego, Chris Gaines

Anastasia Beaverhausen

Jabba the Hutt eating on a loop - fabulousHoarding is scary!

The original Friday the 13th theme