Alabama summers are hot!  When you ride your horse bareback, the horse hair sticks to your legs, making you look like Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. Skinny-dipping seemed like a great idea, at the time, but what happens when they sink under the muddy water of the Cahaba River.  How do you ride home then? At least Lady Godiva had long hair to cover herself when she rode through town without a stitch on.

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