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"A man asks his iPhone, siri, why am I still single? Siri activates the front camera. Oh. Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could crack up. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. They could crack up. Oh, my gosh. What are a shark's two most favorite words? This. This. Last one. Last one. Man overboard. Oh, my God, that's cute, but it's sick. Man overboard. God."