This weeks Backpage News features a line-up of the unheard of news stories your gonna wanna hear, such as a man hoping for a date with flight attendant confesses to bomb threat and local authorities cover up pot-holes after un-named hero sprayed penises around them. Our segment this week is GreasePower with topics like hanging out, quite literally. While sports includes John ranting about Taco Tuesday and Kawhi's illegal requests.