This is the first episode of Big Grande's new podcast Last Resort. To hear the entire season, go to www.biggrandewebsite.com.

Welcome to Last Resort! The podcast where billionaire jet-setters, Eat, Pray, Lovers and a family of five looking for a nice getaway can tune in to get the inside scoop on the goings-on of the 124th best off-beach Gulf Coast vacation spot in the beautiful US of A -- Subtle Shores Resort and Buffet.

Hello! We're manager Skip and sea captain Sidney Powell, singer Croonin' Dwanye Newman, and handyman Joe "Drop Cloth" Young. On our very first podcast episode, we go around the horn (trumpet sound, joking) and share a little bit about ourselves. We discuss r/SkipFreakouts, Joe's double bankruptcy, and Dwayne's contribution to the Pepto Bismol jingle. Stay tuned for what parts of the resort are closed this week, one of which directly impacts our location residing 300 feet off an 80 mph interstate.

Thanks for listening!