Just in time for spooky season, the duo explores options for disposing of their remains after they shuffle off this mortal coil. Hilarity ensues. The creepiness will stay with you for days.

• Bill Bryson’s At Home where he talks extensively about the history of churchyards and cemetery “parks”
• Mushroom burial suit?
  • Also: Detritivore is a word
• Body Farm at the University of Tennessee
• Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, by Mary Roach
• Frisbee golf inventor’s dying wish
• Turn your remains into fireworks
• Turn your ashes into a diamond