Here are a few things you will only get if you listen to this episode:

• Zork Cops
• Zork Cops are Dead
• I'm a Writer, Of Course I Have Binder Clips
• Bosun's Whistle at 2600 Hz
• Ferris Bueller is in Witness Protection
• It's Harder For You To Buy Straws than it is to go to The Fucking Walgreens and Find the Travel Section

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