Tick...Tock...the clock never stops.

You pull your back toweling off after a shower.

Sooooooooo many responsibilities!

Youth is in the rear view mirror; being officially "old" shines in the headlights.

But it's not all that bad; in fact, it's pretty fuckin' awesome!

Welcome to middle age!

In this -- the 300th episode of Men in Gorilla Suits -- we discuss:

• Who was the first person you ever heard described as "middle aged?"
• When do you believe you reached middle age?
• When did you first *feel* middle aged?
• What's the worst thing about being middle aged?
• What's the best thing about being middle aged?
• What was the worst birthday for you (as far as feeling like you we're getting older)?
• Do you think there's a certain invisibility to young people once you reach a certain age?
• When you were a kid, what age did you consider "old?"
• How about now?
• What sort of "middle aged" problems have you encountered?
• Which "middle aged" tropes turned out to be bullshit?
• What's the perception of middle-aged people now versus when you were a kid?
• What's the future of being middle aged?