Three AI giants ship simultaneously—plus ChatGPT reviews fart music

It's a massive launch day with Anthropic dropping Opus 4.7 with breakthrough benchmarks, OpenAI transforming Codex into an intelligent agent, and Google rolling out Gemini as a native Mac app. But first, we're diving into the hilarious (and unsettling) moment when ChatGPT reviewed fart sounds as lo-fi music and called itself honest about it.