"Eww, that sounds disgusting." That's what you said. I heard you. I'm in the room with you right now. No, don't turn around. That will ruin the surprise.

"Eww, that sounds disgusting." That's what you said. I heard you. I'm in the room with you right now. No, don't turn around. That will ruin the surprise.

"Eww, that sounds disgusting." That's what you said. I heard you. I'm in the room with you right now. No, don't turn around. That will ruin the surprise.

Lavender Peas

Where gods go to die. The Pantheon is a collection of my own writings, transcribed into audio format. These are meant primarily to entertain, of course, but also to help the people of today carve some light out of the dark time we call the present. Episodes will likely have many interlinking aspects, but most should be able to be viewed standalone without too much confusion. Series, such as "The Pantheon" proper will be marked at the start of their title. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Acclaims for The Pantheon: "A bright shriek piercing the staggering chorus of muffled madness." - Brian, some fictional man, not talking about my work. But he worked for the Washington Post, probably.

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