Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as the swelter through another disgusting, hot, humid, muggy, gross...you know what? This is crap man, seriously...I'm here in a cramped writer's office and they want me to tell you about how great they are, how funny they are, how they want to take your calls and listen to what you have to say about current events and things going on in your life. They want me to write about how they'll be talking about everything from new and politics to pop culture and sex...well it's not happening. It's way too hot for that crap.

Instead I'll tell you what they'll really be doing. They're going to be sitting around, in kiddie pools filled with ice cubes, dousing themselves in stale "Billy Beer."

Enjoy the show folks.

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