I finally got my Schrammie! For the complete story, see the original song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBcjBnIkqU

Listen to the studio version here:

http://pudge.net/tunes/tracks/Birthday.mp3

And watch Ken Schramm give me my award here:

http://www.komotv.com/news/9742937.html

Then finally, watch my acceptance speech:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCcw4N-XpzI

I wrote the song New Year many years ago, and break it around this time every year.