Nicky knows what the American League and the National League are because he doesn't know a time when he didn't know what the AL and NL were. Pat knows nil of either, and that's the last time you will hear any reference to soccer in regard to this podcast, as long as you disregard the homonymnal title. By the end of this podcast, Pat is going to be able to have casual conversation with drunks in their 90s who still think the two leagues are distinct, and will later blow their mind when he explains podcasting.

STILL LOOKING: Slow Pitch is still on the lookout for a friendly listener who wants to keep stats on the various ums and uhs, along with whatever else they believe to be a valuable stat to this learny journey for Pat. If you're interested send an email to [email protected]. You will not be paid, but will be appreciated and shouted out in hopes for a deeper connection and friendship.